Curse

extra bacon · Sep 03, 2006, 05:54 AM // 05:54

you can run (quite slowly, i might add) but you can't hide, biggest elephant in existence!!!!

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 03, 2006, 05:57 AM // 05:57

Tries to think of something awesome to say in this post.
Fails.
Sips beer.
Posts anyways.

metalicagrl · Sep 03, 2006, 05:58 AM // 05:58

*teaches Paul to do tricks*

Practice, the show's in 2 days you fat elephant

If not, I'll take away ur peanuts...so be a good elephant and I'll give you 60,000,000 more peanuts

extra bacon · Sep 03, 2006, 06:05 AM // 06:05

*locks metgrl in cage with paul the elephant*

*drinks beer*

*hic*

metalicagrl · Sep 03, 2006, 06:15 AM // 06:15

i thought i was already locked in a cage with paul?

extra bacon · Sep 03, 2006, 06:17 AM // 06:17

that was just your innermost desire being transmitted telepathically to anyone who paid attention to the vibrations of the ether.

*drinks beer*

*hic*

metalicagrl · Sep 03, 2006, 06:19 AM // 06:19

wtf was that?

extra bacon · Sep 03, 2006, 06:21 AM // 06:21

LOL
drink some beer, go on. it'll help ease the pain and confusion.

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 03, 2006, 06:21 AM // 06:21

"Hey Doomlord, if you help me break out there is a big tasty...what ever the hell Demon spiders eat (Demon flies?) in it for you"

extra bacon · Sep 03, 2006, 06:22 AM // 06:22

resist the temptation, demon!

*throws salted demon peanuts at doomlord*

try some, they're tasty.

*drinks beer*

*hic*

metalicagrl · Sep 03, 2006, 06:25 AM // 06:25

yeah, paul. listen to bacon....i like the way he thinks.

*drinks a lot of beer*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 03, 2006, 06:26 AM // 06:26

"There's no beer in my cage"
*Knocks beer out of metalicagrl's hand*
*turns into a rat and sneaks out the bars then goes back to biggest elephant in existence*

extra bacon · Sep 03, 2006, 06:28 AM // 06:28

whoa, slow down there lil one, excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages may cause you to lose your inhibitions and engage in certain types of behaviour you'd otherwise be more reserved about.

*drinks beer*

*hic*